posted at 3:29 pm
on Jan. 23, 2007
Wii Came, Wii Queued, Wii Consumed
Rogers Is Still the Devil
I hate Zelda.
Him and his stupid pony.
He can’t fish, he can’t swim properly, he can’t throw far enough, he can’t herd a cat, he can’t find an empty bottle, he can’t open a locked door, he can’t talk to the mayor’s wife, he can’t beat the monkey, he can’t solve a damn thing. All he can do is catch goats and the townsfolk will soon start to tease me I mean him about that.
Stupid elf. Stupid game. Stupid.
On the other hand, I love the Wii. I hesitate to rave about it too much, because my TiVo will overhear and get jealous. And really, the TiVo changed my life, whereas the Wii has not (yet). But if you have appendages and a sense of humor, you should play the Wii.