I’m goin' t' Calgary from August 6 t' 12, because a lad has t' see his mom every now and then or Th' ornery cuss goes bad, not bad like apples but bad like George Thoroghgood. I’m sailin' me sister’s boat back t' Calgary; Th' winsome lass’s comin' t' Vancouver just before I head East. It’s all quite complicated, and might involve a quick trip t' Whistler, too.