As faithful readers will remember, I had a bicycle stolen from my garage just before Christmas by some Grinch wanna-be asshole.
Well, I received a wonderful call today from the police department.
Side note: Why does a call from the police always immediately fill a person with dread? I mean, I don’t have a hobo in my freezer or anything, so what’s to worry about?
Anyway, police officer tells me that he arrested a guy (he meant a “perp”) riding my bicycle (he meant “my ride”) and that the city needed it until the end of the week in case they decided to move forward with the charges against this guy. I asked what charges, and he said “Possession of stolen property”
Which means my bike could be “Exhibit A”!
But it’s unlikely that the case will go to trial, in which case I’ll have it back shortly.
It’s clearly in good enough condition to be ridden, so all I have to do is wash the junkie pee off it and bam, I’m back on two wheels!
“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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