* Teeth brightening strips
To go with my fake boobs. 😊
* Christmas lights
I want to use ‘em for mood lighting around the deck, so not the LED ones. Buy ‘em after Christmas, they’ll be supercheap.
* Rental hot tub
Man’s got to dream, no?
* Bike headlight - 2AA
Mine broke, and it gets dark at 4:45 p.m.
* Silk boxers without a seam running down the butt
That’s what always gives out, and it’s really hard to find them made any other way
* Cut wood for the fireplace
It’s the gift that I can burn up
* A good cook book, maybe something to do with bacon or stir fry
* Cheese, Gromit!
* Peace on earth, good will towards men and women
It’s not just me being trite. I really do think that if you can increase the peace and good will even just one iota, that’s a hell of a gift, and I would gladly help you unwrap it.
“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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