It wasn’t just a Canadian baseball game—the team is called the Canadians. Like Vancouver’s hockey team is called the Canucks. How the heck did Vancouver get the right to call itself by the country’s name? There’s no team in the U.S. called “Americans”—hmmmm?
Of course, Montreal’s also got the Canadiens—as if they don’t piss off the rest of Canada enough already. And that reminds me. Why do Canadian teams all have such unoriginal names? Like the Roughriders and the Rough Riders. What, that was the only good noun? There was a sale on leftover jerseys? What?
The game was in honor of Mike, who’s leaving Vancouver to head for Victoria. I’ve given him our moving boxes, and a recommendation for Abart Moving—but I don’t want him to go. I was just starting to get to know him. It’s only been 20 years, and I’ve got 80 years left to hang out. But he might be back. Maybe. Just maybe.
As for the game—the Canadians beat the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes in a 5-3 undramatic competition. Meanwhile, the stadium ran out of chili, hot dogs, corn dogs, and the mini donut stand was only open for 5 innings, and could have sold twice the donuts if they’d just been able to produce them faster.
Things have not been smooth at the mini donut stand since the fire several years ago (and one might argue they probably were so smooth before the fire, either.)
By the way, I spent some time looking for information about a fire in the mini donut stand, but couldn’t find any. Did my friends make this up, or did it happen?
All in all, a great time was had. I hope to go back and take more photos.
“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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