In other news, the new Pasadena Yellow Pages arrived this week. The back cover is an ad for “Rooter Plus!” plumbing services, whose ad amuses me in several ways. For one thing, they promote having a “Free Estimate” where I get to “approve the price before we start”—wow, that’s innovative. They also have a Logo that says “Drug Free Workplace” inside one of those red “Do Not” circles. So basically it looks like they’re advertising that they do not have a drug free workplace. I think we’ve all seen enough plumbers cracks when they’re crawling under the sink—we don’t need them on crack as well.