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Canadian munchies hit th' spot

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on Feb. 2, 2002

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Prrrevious entry:
A New Thin' Today

'nother entry:
They Sin' and Dream

Those o' ye who be knowin' me well will remember me fascination wi' ketchup chips.  Well, one o' th' million monkeys who helps create th' Internet on his keyboard has done a review o' Canadian snack foods, and guess what! Ketchup chips be his favorite as well.  Good t' be knowin' I will have a defense 'nother time I’m teased!

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In other what What News, th' new Pasadena Yellow Pages arrived this week.  Th' back cover be an ad fer “Rooter Plus!” plumbin' services, whose ad amuses me in several ways.  Fer one thin', they promote havin' a “Free Estimate” whar I get t' “approve th' price before we start”—wow, that’s innovative.  They also have a Logo that says “Drug Free Workplace” inside one o' those red “Do Not” circles.  So basically it looks like they’re advertisin' that they dern't have a drug free workplace.  I think we’ve all seen enough plumbers cracks when they’re crawlin' under th' sink—we don’t need them on crack as well.

But th' absolute worst sellin' point in this ad be that they feature “video sewer camera - ye see th' problem!” Yeah, I see th' problem wi' that idea—I’d almost rather watch daytime talk shows on TV than a close up o' th' raw sewage o' me own house.  Almost.

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There be, I kid ye not, ICE on me boat afore this week when I got up early t' sail t' that conference thingy (see last entry).  I mean, ICE!  That’s pretty much th' reason most people live in L.A. be so they won’t have t' scrape off their windshield at 7 in th' mornin' wi' th' breath visible.

On th' plus side, cold weather makes fer a very clear, beautiful sail into work along th' foot o' th' mountains.

But still, I think once every 10 years be often enough fer that sort o' weather here, don’t ye?



 
 

 

Prrrevious entry:
A New Thin' Today

'nother entry:
They Sin' and Dream

Overheard

“Th' sad truth be that most evil be done by people who no nay ne'er make up their minds t' be good or evil.”

...who said it?

“Almost every American I be knowin' does trade large portions o' his life fer entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one o' them. In th' course o' writin' this I’ve watched all 13 episodes o' House o' Cards and who knows how many morrrr West Win' episodes, and I’ve spent any number o' blurred hours fallin' down internet rabbit holes. All instead o' readin', or writin', or workin', or spendin' real time wi' people I love.”

...who said it?

“Live a good life. If there be gods and they be just, then they will not care how devout ye have been, but will welcome ye based on th' virtues ye have lived by. If there be gods, but unjust, then ye should not want t' worship them. If there be no gods, then ye will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in th' memories o' yer loved ones.”

...who said it?

“I play wi' variables constantly.”

...who said it?

“Only th' person who has learned Continual Love comin' from a heart o' Gratitude/Worship can effectively deal wi' th' problem o' loneliness.”

...who said it?

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