So, he got headhunted and he just took a job with a defense contractor. He’s currently in an airport in Amman (I looked it up—that’s in Jordan) and he’s about to board a plane to Baghdad. There, he’ll be doing defense contractor things, hopefully nothing that requires body armour, and sleeping under his desk, or so I picture it. I know he’ll be in the green zone, which I picture being shaped like the logo for Target stores, but in the color of lime jello.