Some movies make you want to buy things (or at least, that seems to be the plan for “The Cat in the Hat”). This movie made me want to do things. Specifically, it made me want to be a naturalist, a sea captain, a pirate, cook, a member of the aristocracy, and it most of all made me NOT want to live in the 1800s on a small boat being pursued by a French privateer, where amputations happen with a large knife and a bit of wood to bite down on.