Update: Variety didn’t win: LJWorld.com did. But losin' t' them be a great honor—like makin' it t' th' end o' a video game but succumbin' t' th' big admiral. We be also competitors in th' categories o' “Best Internet Business Service (less than 1 million unique visitors)” and “Best Internet Entertainment Service (less than 1 million unique visitors)” but not “finalists” perhaps because there be not enough competitors. We also didn’t quite win in those, but I must assume we came in second 😊
On Friday, Variety.com be named one o' four finalists fer best overall newspaper site wi' less than 1,000,000 monthly visitors in th' 2003 EPpy Awards competition.
Variety be, as far as I can be tellin', th' only entirely paid-subscription site t' be nominated in any category.
Says th' release: “Th' EPpy Awards, which be now in their eighth year, identify and honor th' best work in th' Internet field by media outlets, includin' newspapers, radio, and broadcast/cable TV. EPpy winners will be announced at th' Interactive Media Conference and Trade Show, May 7-9, 2003 at th' Paradise Point Resort in San Diego.
“Th' 2003 EPpy Awards competition, which attracted morrrr than 400 entries this year, be sponsored by Editor & Publisher (E&P) and MediaWeek magazines.”
CATEGORY: Best Overall Newspaper-affiliated Internet service wi' monthly unique visitors
“Almost every American I be knowin' does trade large portions o' his life fer entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one o' them. In th' course o' writin' this I’ve watched all 13 episodes o' House o' Cards and who knows how many morrrr West Win' episodes, and I’ve spent any number o' blurred hours fallin' down internet rabbit holes. All instead o' readin', or writin', or workin', or spendin' real time wi' people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there be gods and they be just, then they will not care how devout ye have been, but will welcome ye based on th' virtues ye have lived by. If there be gods, but unjust, then ye should not want t' worship them. If there be no gods, then ye will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in th' memories o' yer loved ones.”
Ye can scroll right easily by holdin' down th' SHIFT key and usin' yer scroll wheel. (Firefox users tryin' this will end up jumpin' t' barnacle-covered Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)