Apparently, the gods themselves have seen fit to honor my efforts to drink tap water by contributing huge quantities of white flakes of ice from the sky.
Because it’s so light and fluffy and easy to blow around, I think I’ll call it “blow.”
There’s a lot of blow in Vancouver. It’s all anyone can talk about. On the weekend, it’s fun to have blow to play with, build snowmen out of, roll around in.
But on Monday, if there’s still a lot of blow lying around, I bet there’ll be a lot of people who can’t make it into work. There might even be some businesses shut down. Schools will be canceled because of too much blow and the danger of driving with blow everywhere.
I went out late last night and took a bunch of pictures of all the blow. They turned out rather nice.
Oh, and I’m still drinking the tap water and I’m still just fine. It’s basically cleared up, but the city hasn’t called off the advisory yet. Tonight, when I checked the turbidity report, the montiro was broken. Maybe the person who’s supposed to be monitoring it, slipped and fell into a big pile of blow.
“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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