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What People are Searching For

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on Oct. 24, 2001

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If you run a Web site, you’ve probably glanced at some time or another through the log files generated, and by puzzling over the dates and numbers, tried to figure out who’s coming to your site and why.  Tonight, I really sat down and studied my log files, and let me tell you—I don’t think I want to meet my Web visitors.  No, you’re not the problem, dear reader, of course, but some of those other weirdos ought definitely to be observed from a distance.

I thought I would share with you what seems to be drawing people to my Web site.  The following is a list of terms that people type into search engines, from where they locate my site.  Some are odd, many are predictable, some are possibly the product of too little lithium.  In any case, these are all actual searches that resulted in someone coming to my site.

Most popular searches
javascript games
brad pitt jackass

Names (mostly from the Daily Trojan pages)
kyra phillips
“Sara Goo” (both Kyra and Sara got huge numbers of seekers, definitely beating out Julie Chen!)
Jeff Fellenzer
Steve Padilla
“gloria lau”
“chris kabel”
Mark Weaver
mark ordesky
julie chen
“danielle sanford”
“bryan culp”
gordon tokumatsu
Azniv ketenchian
Romi Rudolph
Jack Kingsrud
“Jeff Tylicki”
sean kearns
toni sciacqua
jan perry
catherine anaya
Tom Hoffarth
“claudia rosen”
ben acker
cathy taylor
Victoria Manley daily Trojan
Joel Farbstein
oscar villalon
“mike molinski”
“Joseph Armen”
“sammy buck”
elisa ung
petula dvorak

winnie pooh gay
funny chinese things
Find old girlfriends
year 1964
Hungarian King Saint Steven
“you are canadian”
“+how +to smoke pot”
“football was invented”
story about a lost cat
Mr. Teeth
cinnamon labradors
christmas in euro disney
krispy kreme legoland
the year 1945
new year’s eve calgary 2001
“freedom chair”
susannah gardner resume
cheap moving boxes
softball pitching and biomechan[...]
“square dinnerware”
when to have a housewarming
brad pitt shoes
monkey sign language
hot dogs + Clip Art
“european bathing suit”
Euro Disney - What happened?
comeback rhymes
dinner party discussion topics
reginal denny beating
BBJ sandwiches
amusing power point presentations
INSEAD - 1961 MBA Graduates
Napolean’s Tomb
duchess of devonshire
long cardigans
who invented the avro arrow

VERY weird
washing machine drain bathtub
my names travis and i’m smart
pregnancy photographer philadel[...]
Narco pill
how to own a gun and stay out o[...]
“Pancake Factory” amsterdam
“mannequins for sale”
i cut myself
bust a move
budapest hot cat (could be porn, I know)

Sex and Drugs
amsterdam sex
mini jupe en cuir (French for leather mini skirt)
fuck you + trojan
“beatnik women”
amsterdam drugs
“Savannah porn”
GirlFriend + Trojan
nudist at play
canadian gay porn greg mckenna



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“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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“I play with variables constantly.”

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“Only the person who has learned Continual Love coming from a heart of Gratitude/Worship can effectively deal with the problem of loneliness.”

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