So yeah, maybe it was the pre-game feast. Or maybe the other team, named Ridiskulous, was just really fast and really good at handling, with sharp women and a guy so big we called him Goliath in a non-ironic way. He was a monster. And the other team’s captain, never went off the field. The whole game. No subs for him. He was wearing a polo shirt and a big grin and he basically schooled us. Actually, the final score was a respectable 13-10, but we were down 9-4 at one point, so you can see that it wasn’t a walk in the park.