I arrive at a friend’s place in Vancouver and he asks if I want to walk over and see the fireworks show. Just then a large boom. One hour to the show, and they’re signalling via a large blast. This ought to be fun!
I’m on a road trip. On a road trip, it’s important to have a car. So when the “Check [engine picture]” light went on somewhere north of Los Angeles, I studied it with particular interest. But I soon realized that it wasn’t the light itself that was important, it was the engine itself I was supposed to check. Oh dear. That’s a little trickier.
I’m not a tech review kind of guy. I just use the stuff, and don’t usually talk about it. However, since I seem to be one of the first to receive an Airport Express, I thought I’d describe setting it up, because I ran into a few things that you ought to know.
My right ear is filled with water. Not a lot of water. But tenacious water. It’s deep in there. It was driven in by a new game that Amy invented that we ended up calling Semi-Inflated Mattress Diving. It’s soon to be an Olympic demonstration sport. Perhaps “soon” is an overstatement—perhaps “never, those fools” would be a little more realistic.
If you have never made a Middle Eastern war souffle before, you can look forward to a delicious, if fragile, treat. These political tours de force, often based in an oily sauce with yellow cake and whipped voters, are easy to make if the underlying ingredients are rather carefully prepared.
Next time I’m late remembering your birthday, realize that it’s really not personal. In fact, Hop Studios had its 5th birthday on May 19th, and I plumb forgot until today.
“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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