It came with a Getting Started guide, and an even smaller Getting Started But You Have Absolutely No Patience Because You Are a Child guide.
But it also came with a stand-alone, 55-page “Safety Precautions” book. Yes, 55 pages. Sure, that’s because it’s in 9 languages, but still… I list some of the best advice here.
Susie recently had a health scare, and after a mammogram, an ultrasound, a biopsy and 18 sleepless nights, we’ve discovered that she has, and I quote a medical professional here, “extremely firm breasts.”
“Almost every American I know does trade large portions of his life for entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one of them. In the course of writing this I’ve watched all 13 episodes of House of Cards and who knows how many more West Wing episodes, and I’ve spent any number of blurred hours falling down internet rabbit holes. All instead of reading, or writing, or working, or spending real time with people I love.”
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
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