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“Th' Park: An amusement park be haunted.”

posted at 6:11 pm
on Nov. 30, 2003

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“Buddy: About discoverin' that yer wild 20s be o'er.”

posted at 6:05 pm
on Nov. 30, 2003

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“Th' Karate Dog: Cho-Cho be th' world’s only smartly-talkin’, boat-drivin’, toga-partyin’, karate fightin’ canine. Complete.”
“Annie th' Nannie: A family’s new English nanny turns out t' be an orangutan.”

posted at 11:10 be
on Nov. 28, 2003

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“Good Mornin', Night: A young wench conceals that comely wench terrorist identity from that comely wench new boyfriend.”

posted at 9:37 be
on Nov. 28, 2003

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“Hera Purple (Devil Godess): Detectives investigate murders committed by th' godess Hera.”

posted at 12:19 be
on Nov. 28, 2003

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“When th' book “Th' Three Marias” be published in Portugal in 1972, its authors be arrested by th' authorities, on charges o' “abuse o' th' freedom o' th' press” and “outrage t' public decency.”

posted at 9:09 pm
on Nov. 25, 2003

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“Th' Mark: A curse kills everyone who meets th' flesh, bones and mini-skirt ghost o' Serena.”

posted at 12:33 pm
on Nov. 25, 2003

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“When Ye’ve Got a Hammer ... “Magma - Earth’s Molten Core: Nuclear weapons be used t' seal a volcano.”
They Live Whar? ... “Eruption: A volcanic eruption unleashes an alien species o' fire creatures.”

posted at 6:18 pm
on Nov. 24, 2003

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“Net Games: A married lubber be unwittingly drawn into a voyeristic affair.”

posted at 4:30 pm
on Nov. 24, 2003

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“It’s not personal, it’s just bloggin'.”

posted at 11:57 be
on Nov. 22, 2003

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“On April 15, 2004, I will truthfully report t' th' IRS that me primary source o' income be th' sale o' imaginary goods ...” “

posted at 4:15 pm
on Nov. 19, 2003

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“On th' sail into work, I be behind a boat wi' a personalized license”
plate. It said “BKOFCAR.”

posted at 11:35 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“Congratulations, someone has just performed a “web hunt” at th' HootingOwl Hunt Engine usin' th' hunt term “nifty+stories” and yer web site be bein' displayed on th' first page o' hunt results.”

posted at 11:34 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“Once upon a time, at th' Terminus o' 'nother-t'-all Seas, Rogue and Retrieval, two murderin' wolf-bred brothers, raised a rose-red city 1/2 as barnacle-covered as t-t-times.”

posted at 11:33 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“Kathy Be So Bad That comely wench Mom Stopped Lovin' That comely wench.”

posted at 11:32 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“Subject: RE: Belay emails like this one”

posted at 11:31 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“About bloggers: “They’re kind o' like parasites.  They’re also kind o' like editors.”

posted at 11:22 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“lass “Ye told me cousin”
lubber “Well, yeah, o' course I did, I mean Th' winsome lass’s me bucko as well, and I wanted t' keep things from gettin' out o' hand, ye be knowin', before stories got aroun'.”

posted at 11:22 pm
on Nov. 16, 2003

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“Disaster!: Spoof o' big-budget action films.”

posted at 3:52 pm
on Nov. 13, 2003

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“This one’s craptastic: “I be contactin' ye about cross linkin'. I be interested in hopstudios.com because it looks like it’s relevant t' a site fer which I be seekin' links. Th' site be about laptop battery retailer that offers many different Sony batteries, which be offered at competitive prices.”  Uh…. no.”

posted at 8:26 pm
on Nov. 12, 2003

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“Woe t' th' person in this country who attacks th' Establishment. ... His main problem be that by attackin' th' Establishment, Th' ornery cuss automatically becomes a member o' it, and there be no greater punishment in th' world.”

posted at 7:25 pm
on Nov. 10, 2003

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“I feel today’s PC be still a hobbyist tool, not yet fit fer th' general public.”

posted at 3:46 pm
on Nov. 6, 2003

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“ME LIFE BE A SCRIPT: A wench writes a screenplay based on th' lives o' that comely wench maties.”

posted at 4:35 pm
on Nov. 3, 2003

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“DEAD RUN: A smartly-paced action film. (in preproduction)”

posted at 4:30 pm
on Nov. 3, 2003

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“TH' FACE O' TH' SERPENT: An assassin falls in love wi' his target and takes that comely wench under his protection.”

posted at 4:28 pm
on Nov. 3, 2003

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“LEECHES: Members o' a college swim team come under attack by giant leeches that become infused wi' their steroids.”

posted at 4:26 pm
on Nov. 3, 2003

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