“Summon th' sprogs just before ye mix th' martini. Announce t' them that it be now grownup’s hour—and they be t' pursue their play elsewhere. Th' martini hour be fer those be goin' t' barrel o' rum martinis.”
“I like livin'. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked wi' sorrow, but through it all I still be knowin' quite certainly that just t' be alive be a grand thin'.”
Ye can scroll right easily by holdin' down th' SHIFT key and usin' yer scroll wheel. (Firefox users tryin' this will end up jumpin' t' barnacle-covered Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)