“Ever heard of someone who fucked up a database and didn’t get into trouble? Me neither.”
posted at 11:49 am
on Mar. 30, 2007
“The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted.”
posted at 10:45 am
on Mar. 28, 2007
“My nephew asked what I do for a living, and I told him I write e-mails. “
posted at 4:53 pm
on Mar. 27, 2007
“The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.”
posted at 10:43 am
on Mar. 27, 2007
“In the 1960s, baboons were thought to be the key to understanding human evolution because the only major apparent difference between baboons and humans, was that humans hunt and baboons don’t. Hunting was thought to be the crucial skill which made us human. Unfortunately for this theory, it was then discovered that baboons do, in fact, hunt. Baboons are no longer thought to be a useful model for understanding humans.”
posted at 1:38 am
on Mar. 26, 2007
Work is kind of like rain. You only miss it when you go a long time without it.
posted at 7:24 pm
on Mar. 23, 2007
“They’re like the bones of my yogurt.”
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on Mar. 22, 2007
“Twitter without IM is like a sundae without chocolate sauce: not as good, but still bad for you.”
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on Mar. 21, 2007
“In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
posted at 4:47 pm
on Mar. 8, 2007
“Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.”
posted at 4:45 pm
on Mar. 6, 2007
“There appears to be no compelling technical or business case for upgrading to these new Microsoft software products [Vista, Office 2007, or IE7].”
posted at 11:22 am
on Mar. 5, 2007
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