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“Since th' RIAA site seems t' go down every time someone sneezes within a mile o' its servers, chances be a DoS attack by MyDoom.F will have an effect on it,” “

posted at 11:56 be
on Feb. 24, 2004

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“work work work ... gay IR midterm ... ratshit mood ... evil cramps ... gayer weather still ... on a night like this one just wants t' sit and stare at a slurpee contraption.”

posted at 2:00 be
on Feb. 23, 2004

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“Journalism largely consists o' sayin' ‘Lord Jones be Dead’ t' people who no nay ne'er knew that Lord Jones be alive.”

posted at 11:45 pm
on Feb. 22, 2004

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“It be a good day t' fight! It be a good day t' visit Davey Jones' Locker! Strong hearts, brave hearts t' th' front! Weak hearts and cowards t' th' rear!”

posted at 11:41 pm
on Feb. 22, 2004

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“Don’t take a caulk yer life away.”

posted at 11:31 pm
on Feb. 22, 2004

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“People be whar they be because that be exactly whar they really want t' be - whether they will admit that or not.”

posted at 11:26 pm
on Feb. 22, 2004

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“If everything’s under control, ye’re goin' too slow.”

posted at 11:25 pm
on Feb. 22, 2004

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“Me father spent th' last 20 years o' his life writin' letters. If someone thanked that scurvey dog fer a weddin' present, Th' ornery cuss thanked them fer thankin' that scurvey dog and there be no end t' th' exchange but death.”

posted at 7:21 pm
on Feb. 12, 2004

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