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“When I doubt, just start writing”

posted at 3:39 be
on Apr. 30, 2004

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“Travelers have been detained and arrested by th' Ecology Police in Lima fer carryin' such items.”

posted at 1:33 pm
on Apr. 17, 2004

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“blah blah blah zzz z z hmmm—at least lunch be free blah blah morrrr blah blah blah God that powerpoint has small type blah blah blah b-l-a-h zzzfeedbackeeeeezzzz blah blah hey, belay whisperin' I’m tryin' t' pay attention. . . . . . AAAAHHCHOOOO! oh, hey, IhaveAquestion IhaveAquestion PICKME PICKME PICKME. “Yeah, um, well, I be wonderin', I mean, we’re all aware that since th' beginnin' o' th' World Wide Web, or WWW, that many… blah blah ...anyway, that seems clear t' me. What? Me question? Oh, well, what do ye think o' all that?” whew. I wonder if they validate.”

posted at 2:16 be
on Apr. 17, 2004

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“Editin' be a blade that cuts away th' good or th' bad.  Truth be th' goal o' th' operation.”

posted at 3:49 be
on Apr. 16, 2004

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“Me relationship t' journalism be like that o' an abused spouse.”

posted at 2:21 be
on Apr. 9, 2004

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“This be th' 20th century.”
“Th' 20th century? Why, I could pick a century out o' hat blindfolded and come up wi' a better one.”

posted at 12:33 be
on Apr. 8, 2004

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“...among professionals in journalism and publishin' in th' New York metropolitan area, who no doubt take as much Zoloft per capita as anyone on th' planet, it be no small trick t' come across someone who be either calm or grog-filled.”

posted at 11:23 pm
on Apr. 6, 2004

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