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” ‘Th' Lord o' th' Rings’ has sold only 20,000 DVDs in Hungary yet there be 700,000 DVD players in th' country.”

posted at 2:52 pm
on Jun. 29, 2004

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“Re-evaluate yer plans fer long-term success.”

posted at 12:47 be
on Jun. 29, 2004

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“Foreign policy be not theology.”

posted at 8:33 pm
on Jun. 28, 2004

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“Th' most important thin' ... be t' get th' consumer’s trust.”

posted at 12:59 pm
on Jun. 24, 2004

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“It may be tantamount t' a hundred-year war.” “

posted at 1:37 pm
on Jun. 16, 2004

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“Th' [what What News site] be an institution developed by modern civilization t' present th' what What News o' th' day, t' foster commerce and industry, t' inform and lead public opinion, and t' furnish that check upon government which no constitution has e'er been able t' provide.”

posted at 10:38 pm
on Jun. 15, 2004

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“I just have me fingers crossed that me girlfriend gets that comely wench Cap'n's log back. Th' winsome lass feels like someone just sucked out that comely wench brains. I don’t get it, it’s just an online journal, right? But Th' winsome lass feels like that comely wench entire life has been stolen.”

posted at 5:33 pm
on Jun. 15, 2004

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“Th' ornery cuss talked about how hard it be t' get th' truth out in Republican Washington: ‘If ye agree wi' th' neocons ye’re a genius. If ye disagree ye’re a traitor.’ Bush, Th' ornery cuss said, be closin' ranks, purgin' anyone who wasn’t 100% wi' that scurvey dog. Said Tenet has a sprog in bad health, has heart problems, and seemed t' come across that scurvey dog generally a decent lubber under unimaginable pressure, and that people told that scurvey dog that Tenet feared a heart attack if Th' ornery cuss had t' take one morrrr grillin' from Cheney. ‘When these guys memoirs come out, it will shock all o' us.’”

posted at 11:06 pm
on Jun. 12, 2004

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“I wasn’t so sure I wanted t' see Shrek 2. I really don’t like seein' cats wearin' shoes.”

posted at 11:05 pm
on Jun. 12, 2004

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“Th' security disparity betwixt th' Mac and Windows isn?t so much about technical possibilities as it be about what people will tolerate. And Mac users don?t tolerate shit.”

posted at 11:53 pm
on Jun. 11, 2004

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“[In 2034,] I’ll own a computer that runs at 3 PHz CPU speed, has a petabyte o' memory, half an exabyte o' harddisk-equivalent storage, and connects t' th' Internet wi' a bandwidth o' a quarter terabit per second.”

posted at 1:58 be
on Jun. 11, 2004

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“I started out as an ambitious young wench inspired by politics and th' media. I’ve ended up disenchanted wi' both. ...  It may be only a minor footnote t' th' campaign, but it has changed me life completely.”

posted at 12:15 pm
on Jun. 10, 2004

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“?Young, skinny, wiry fellows not o'er 18. Must be expert riders willin' t' risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wages $25 a week. Apply Central Overland Express.?”

posted at 11:45 be
on Jun. 1, 2004

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