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“E'er heard o' someone who fucked up a database and didn’t get into trouble? Me neither.”

posted at 11:49 be
on Mar. 30, 2007

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“Th' biggest disease today be not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather th' feelin' o' bein' unwanted.”

posted at 10:45 be
on Mar. 28, 2007

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“Me nephew asked what I do fer a livin', and I told that scurvey dog I write e-mails. “

posted at 4:53 pm
on Mar. 27, 2007

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“Th' only difference betwixt a rut and a grave be their dimensions.”

posted at 10:43 be
on Mar. 27, 2007

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“In th' 1960s, baboons be thought t' be th' key t' understandin' human evolution because th' only major apparent difference betwixt baboons and humans, be that humans hunt and baboons don’t. Huntin' be thought t' be th' crucial skill which made us human. Unfortunately fer this theory, it be then discovered that baboons do, in fact, hunt. Baboons be no longer thought t' be a useful model fer understandin' humans.”

posted at 1:38 be
on Mar. 26, 2007

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Work be kind o' like rain. Ye only comely wench it when ye go a long time without it.

posted at 7:24 pm
on Mar. 23, 2007

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“They’re like th' bones o' me yogurt.”
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posted at 1:45 pm
on Mar. 22, 2007

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“Twitter without IM be like a sundae without chocolate sauce: not as good, but still bad fer ye.”

posted at 1:45 pm
on Mar. 21, 2007

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“In th' End, we will remember not th' words o' our enemies, but th' silence o' our maties.”

posted at 4:47 pm
on Mar. 8, 2007

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“This book fills a much-needed gap.”

posted at 4:46 pm
on Mar. 7, 2007

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“Victory goes t' th' player who makes th' 'nother-t'-last mistake.”

posted at 4:45 pm
on Mar. 6, 2007

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“There appears t' be no compellin' technical or business case fer upgradin' t' these new Microsoft software products [Vista, Office 2007, or IE7].”

posted at 11:22 be
on Mar. 5, 2007

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