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“Th' summer weather be expected t' last well into 'nother week.”

posted at 2:13 be
on Jun. 29, 2008

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“Watch yer step as ye escape th' train, and if ye’re late, just remember that life be a lot like bein' on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re gettin' there.”

posted at 9:15 be
on Jun. 25, 2008

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“There be four boxes t' be used in defense o' liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.”

posted at 11:48 be
on Jun. 23, 2008

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“Description: MySQL server has gone away”

posted at 10:12 pm
on Jun. 18, 2008

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“Accordin' t' Golf Digest, from 1996 t' 2007, Woods made $769,440,709. Golf Digest predicts that, by 2010, Woods will become th' world’s first athlete t' pass one billion dollars in earnings.”

posted at 1:39 pm
on Jun. 17, 2008

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“Books be burnin' /
In th' playground /
Smell o' burnt book be not unlike human hair /
I believe th' printed word be morrrr than sacred /
Beyond th' gauge o' good or bad”

posted at 1:07 pm
on Jun. 16, 2008

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“Electricity be o' two kinds, positive and negative. Th' difference be, I presume, that one comes a little morrrr expensive, but be morrrr durable; th' other be a cheaper thin', but th' moths get into it.”

posted at 12:54 be
on Jun. 13, 2008

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“Update yer penis”

posted at 12:26 pm
on Jun. 9, 2008

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“Th' older I get, th' less certain I be that th' events depicted in Blue Thunder actually took place.”

posted at 12:33 be
on Jun. 6, 2008

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