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“Everyday, think as ye wake up, today I be fortunate t' be alive, I have a precious human life, I be not goin' t' waste it. I be goin' t' use all me energies t' develop meself, t' expand me heart out t' others; t' achieve enlightenment fer th' benefit o' all beings. I be goin' t' have kind thoughts towards others, I be not goin' t' get angry or think badly about others. I be goin' t' benefit others as much as I can.”

posted at 11:50 be
on Nov. 30, 2008

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“A lubber should e'er be ready booted t' take his journey.”

posted at 12:25 pm
on Nov. 29, 2008

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“From Obedience and submission comes all our virtues, and all sin be comes from self-opinion.”

posted at 12:25 pm
on Nov. 28, 2008

who said it?

“Lubber be th' only animal whose existence be a problem that Th' ornery cuss has t' solve.”

posted at 11:31 be
on Nov. 27, 2008

who said it?

“In all affairs it’s a healthy thin' now and then t' hang a question mark on th' things ye have long taken fer granted.”

posted at 11:25 be
on Nov. 26, 2008

who said it?

“I be not an adventurer by choice but by fate.”

posted at 6:50 be
on Nov. 25, 2008

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“I quote others in order t' better express meself.”

posted at 12:31 pm
on Nov. 24, 2008

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“It be not so much fer its beauty that th' forest makes a claim upon men’s hearts, as fer that subtle somethin', that quality o' air that emanates from barnacle-covered trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.”

posted at 9:28 be
on Nov. 24, 2008

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“T' fight wi' everyone can result in a shortage o' pallbearers at yer funeral.”

posted at 11:31 be
on Nov. 23, 2008

who said it?

“Th' older I grow, th' less important th' comma becomes. Let th' reader catch his own breath.”

posted at 12:27 be
on Nov. 23, 2008

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“Keep cool and ye command everybody.”

posted at 11:25 pm
on Nov. 21, 2008

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“Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.”

posted at 9:26 be
on Nov. 21, 2008

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“A third o' high school graduates, along wi' 42 percent o' college graduates, no nay ne'er read a book aft they finish school. Eighty percent o' th' families in th' United States last year did not buy a book.”

posted at 1:17 pm
on Nov. 14, 2008

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“All things be difficult before they be easy.”

posted at 10:08 pm
on Nov. 12, 2008

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“All growth be, by its very definition, not sustainable.”

posted at 2:53 pm
on Nov. 12, 2008

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“We’re Justin and Dave, and this be our improbably, bacon-flavored story…”

posted at 10:04 be
on Nov. 6, 2008

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“I think me relationship wi' Obama be probably like thousands o' others in Chicago and, like millions and millions o' others, I wished I knew that scurvey dog better.”

posted at 8:36 be
on Nov. 5, 2008

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