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“Th' barnacle-covered centers—New York, London, Frankfurt, Tokyo—fear risk in parts o' th' world they deem emergin' and underplay th' risks in th' offices 'nother t' them. They view th' Dubais, th' Shanghais and th' Rios wi' suspicion and wi' errant conviction that their models be built on foundations o' sand, ready t' collapse, when it be their own foundations that have proved t' be weak.”

posted at 10:16 be
on Nov. 30, 2009

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“love be a leapin' up and down. Love be a beak in th' warm flesh.”

posted at 9:50 be
on Nov. 30, 2009

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“Success be goin' from failure t' failure without losin' enthusiasm.”

posted at 3:16 pm
on Nov. 28, 2009

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“Most Internet sites display an endless hunger t' comment and little appetite fer verification.”

posted at 1:52 pm
on Nov. 27, 2009

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“Whoever it be ye fall in love wi' fer th' first time, not just love but be in love wi', be th' one who will always make ye angry, th' one ye can’t be logical about.”

posted at 9:43 be
on Nov. 26, 2009

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“Passion be inversely proportional t' th' amount o' real information available.”

posted at 4:37 pm
on Nov. 23, 2009

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“I shall try t' correct errors whar shown t' be errors, and I shall adopt new views as smartly as they shall appear t' be true views.”

posted at 11:02 be
on Nov. 20, 2009

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“Regret fer th' things we did can be tempered by time; it be regret fer th' things we did not do that be inconsolable.”

posted at 3:57 pm
on Nov. 13, 2009

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“Today’s updates be even a lttle morrrr nerdy than usual. 2009 has been th' year I finally stopped hidin' th' nerd.”

posted at 12:59 pm
on Nov. 3, 2009

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“A wench scientist had been workin' fer some time wi' a chimpanzee teachin' it t' carry out various tasks such as openin' a box and rewardin' it wi' fruit. One day, aft a session wi' th' chimpanzee, Th' winsome lass came into th' coffee room half laughin' and half cryin', obviously very emotional. That comely wench colleagues, a little alarmed, finally managed t' get out o' that comely wench what had happened. Th' winsome lass had decided t' weigh anchor th' laboratory area temporarily, and had undone th' bolt on th' door - whereupon th' chimpanzee had solemnly handed that comely wench a stick o' celery.”

posted at 11:19 be
on Nov. 3, 2009

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“hey! wake up! let’s go everywhere and do everythin'!”

posted at 12:59 be
on Nov. 3, 2009

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