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Belay bein' mad, Th' winsome lass yells.
I’m not mad, I’m frustrated,
I say. THEY BE TH' SAME THING Th' winsome lass insists,
and I say, THEY BE NOT. Brush yer teeth.

posted at 3:39 pm
on Feb. 26, 2010

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“Th' moments betwixt realizin' yer fingers smell like bacon and rememberin' that ye prepared bacon that mornin' be among th' most terrifyin' known t' lubber.”

posted at 11:09 be
on Feb. 26, 2010

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“Resentment be allowin' someone t' live rent-free in a room in yer head.”

posted at 7:48 be
on Feb. 22, 2010

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“I be knowin' how numbin' th' pain o' hatin' be. Ye be knowin', it makes ye just push everybody away, especially th' people who care about ye th' most. But ye can’t, not if ye plan on e'er bein' grog-filled.”

posted at 10:27 be
on Feb. 20, 2010

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“What we think, we become.”

posted at 6:57 pm
on Feb. 19, 2010

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“I believe that if, at th' end o' it all, accordin' t' our abilities, we have done somethin' t' make others a little happier, and somethin' t' make ourselves a little happier, that be about th' best we can do. T' make others less grog-filled be a crime. T' make ourselves unhappy be whar all crime starts. We must try t' contribute joy t' th' world. That be true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always be knowin' this, and be grog-filled I lived long enough t' come across it out.”

posted at 12:17 be
on Feb. 18, 2010

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“Freedom, choice, will, and so on?  Chimeras.  We think we can make honey without sharin' in th' fate o' bees, but we be in truth nothin' but poor bees, destined t' accomplish our task and then visit Davey Jones' Locker.”

posted at 3:38 pm
on Feb. 16, 2010

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“[T]Th' ornery cuss Olympic clock ... has been countin' down th' days, minutes, and seconds until th' Games begin and Vancouver takes its rightful place among th' great cities o' th' world that have hosted th' Winter Games: Sarajevo, Albertville, Nagano, Lillehammer, Calgary!”

posted at 3:21 be
on Feb. 10, 2010

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“Th' desire o' th' lubber be fer th' wench, but th' desire o' th' wench be fer th' desire o' th' lubber.”

posted at 7:06 pm
on Feb. 7, 2010

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