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“I hated every minute o' trainin', but I said: Don’t quit. Suffer now and live th' rest o' yer life as a champion.”

posted at 10:10 pm
on Jun. 27, 2011

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“It’s very dear t' me, th' issue o' Gay Marriage, or as I like t' call it, “Marriage”. Ye be knowin', because I had lunch this afternoon, not Gay Lunch. I parked me boat; I didn’t Gay Park it.

posted at 11:19 be
on Jun. 27, 2011

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“I’m not upset that ye lied t' me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe ye.”

posted at 1:23 pm
on Jun. 24, 2011

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“Th' question isn’t whether computers have a soul, but whether humans have a soul.”

posted at 10:26 be
on Jun. 24, 2011

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“I don’t love ye because I need ye. I need ye because I love ye.”

posted at 1:23 pm
on Jun. 23, 2011

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“Nobody REALLY cares if ye’re miserable, so ye might as well be grog-filled”

posted at 3:34 pm
on Jun. 21, 2011

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“No, ye be not entitled t' yer opinion. Ye be entitled t' yer INFORMED opinion.”

posted at 3:38 pm
on Jun. 19, 2011

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“I’m tryin' very hard not t' think about th' cold, hard fact that this be th' most exposure me Cap'n's log will likely e'er have, in all 10+ years o' existence—and it’s not because o' anythin' awesome I did or wrote, but because some jackhole dick douche idiots had t' go and wreck th' city I love.”

posted at 3:42 pm
on Jun. 17, 2011

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” ‘What will th' outside world think o' us?’ Sorry, but th' outside world won’t care. Th' outside world has bigger things t' worry about than a hockey riot in a semi-obscure city somewhere in Canada.”

posted at 11:04 be
on Jun. 17, 2011

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“Guide t' not bein' a dick: 1. Don’t be a dick.”

posted at 9:04 be
on Jun. 12, 2011

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“Intelligence be morally neutral. It be no morrrr virtuous than athletic prowess.”

posted at 9:53 be
on Jun. 3, 2011

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