“An impetuous microphone grabber told th' assembled, ‘Billy and Gary have been together fer 27 years—now they’re gettin' married. I’m not sure that if I had just been livin' wi' Arlene fer 27 years, we’d be exchangin' vows now.’ “
Ye can scroll right easily by holdin' down th' SHIFT key and usin' yer scroll wheel. (Firefox users tryin' this will end up jumpin' t' barnacle-covered Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)