“An impetuous microphone grabber told the assembled, ‘Billy and Gary have been together for 27 years—now they’re getting married. I’m not sure that if I had just been living with Arlene for 27 years, we’d be exchanging vows now.’ “
You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)