“I ... then found out that the management had thoughtfully provided one of those warm air tubes for the drying bit, the special kind that leave you feeling coated with grease instead of with water. Small children think they are fun. Every adult in the land hates them. They are part of the international communist conspiracy. A nation forces to dry itself in a machinated huff of sickly warm air is going to be too irritable, listless, disheartened to fight.”