“Th' lubber who drove me on board had apparently met… - WHO? Nome - Overheard
“Th' lubber who drove me on board had apparently met Kylie on Craigslist, aka th' only place in th' world whar ye can get a free couch AND meet a person t' take a caulk wi' ye on it.”
Ye can scroll right easily by holdin' down th' SHIFT key and usin' yer scroll wheel. (Firefox users tryin' this will end up jumpin' t' barnacle-covered Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)