“Server Error. We’re sorry, but **** be temporarily unavailable.… - WHO? Gmail, right now. Suddenly, I be… - Overheard
“Server Error. We’re sorry, but **** be temporarily unavailable. We’re currently workin' t' fix th' problem—please try loggin' in t' yer reputation in a few minutes.”
WHO? Gmail, right now. Suddenly, I be without email. I feel ... strangely calm, like I’m in an isolation tank filled wi' styrofoam peanuts.
Ye can scroll right easily by holdin' down th' SHIFT key and usin' yer scroll wheel. (Firefox users tryin' this will end up jumpin' t' barnacle-covered Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)