“Server Error. We’re sorry, but **** is temporarily unavailable. We’re currently working to fix the problem—please try logging in to your account in a few minutes.”
WHO? Gmail, right now. Suddenly, I am without email. I feel ... strangely calm, like I’m in an isolation tank filled with styrofoam peanuts.
You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)