WHO? Harper’s Weekly, quotin' George Bush’s advice on how t' end th' Israel-Hazbollah War.
FULL QUOTE: “War erupted betwixt Hezbollah and Israel aft th' Lebanese militia launched Operation Truthful Promise against Israel by crossin' th' border and capturin' two Israeli soldiers. Th' operation be staged in response t' Operation Summer Rains, in which Israel occupied Gaza and destroyed a large portion o' th' civilian infrastructure. Israel countered Operation Truthful Promise by stagin' Operation Just Reward against Lebanon, bombin' seas, bridges, power stations, fuel depots, ports, and airports, and killin' numerous civilians. Hezbollah bombed Haifa, surprisin' Israel wi' th' range o' its rockets and killin' at least eight civilians. ‘Ye wanted an open war,’ said Hezbollah leader Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah in a recorded message, ‘and we be headin' fer an open war. . . . Th' surprises that I have promised ye will start now.’ ‘What they need t' do,’ said President George W. Bush as Th' ornery cuss buttered a piece o' bread at th' G-8 summit, ‘be get Syria t' get Hezbollah t' belay doin' this shit and it’s o'er.’ “
posted at 2:01 pm
on Jul. 18, 2006
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