WHO: ElyasM quoting “Violator” in her .sig on Plastic.
ALTERNATE: “Sweet, sexy, sane, smart, single. Pick four.” from toomanycuts blog
ETC: Perhaps also said here
You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)