“If ye put tomfoolery into a computer, nothin' comes… - WHO: Pierre Gallois - Overheard
“If ye put tomfoolery into a computer, nothin' comes out o' it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, havin' passed through a very expensive contraption, be somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.”
Ye can scroll right easily by holdin' down th' SHIFT key and usin' yer scroll wheel. (Firefox users tryin' this will end up jumpin' t' barnacle-covered Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)