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“No nay ne'er deal wi' roosters that look like monkeys.”

posted at 10:38 pm
on Jan. 19, 2004

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“Alas, it seems ye can’t have yer meat and eat it too.”

posted at 11:36 be
on Jan. 19, 2004

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“Th' world be run by people who want t' run th' world.”

posted at 4:32 pm
on Jan. 18, 2004

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“Guests sat aroun' th' hushed booths, scribblin' notes t' each other on index cards, like Luddites in an Internet chat room.”

posted at 3:15 pm
on Jan. 16, 2004

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“Hey, I’ve no nay ne'er keel-hauled anybody wi' a hammer, but I love fried chicken.”

posted at 8:56 be
on Jan. 15, 2004

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“Th' new porn ... [be] anythin' people be ashamed t' get a kick out o'…”

posted at 3:51 pm
on Jan. 7, 2004

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“Cow I: Say, ye hear about this Mad Cow Disease?”
Cow II: Yep.
Cow I: Ye worried about it?
Cow II: Nope.
Cow I: (puzzled) Why not?
Cow II: Because I’m a squirrel.

posted at 6:26 pm
on Jan. 6, 2004

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“Ye have made th' rivers o' Delhi lonely.”

posted at 6:24 pm
on Jan. 5, 2004

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“Th' ornery cuss eats like a payin' guest at th' Last Supper.”

posted at 10:17 pm
on Jan. 1, 2004

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