“Alas, it seems you can’t have your meat and eat it too.”
CONTEXT: PETA’s ad rejected from the Super Bowl concerns how meat causes impotence. This is one of the few take-offs I’ve read on “having and eating cake” that actually makes sense. MediaPost Communications
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