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“Men and wench have an almost infinte range.  They can always screw up worse than they already have, and they can always do even better than they’ve already done.  That’s what makes datin' so interestin'.”

posted at 4:57 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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“Operators be standin' by. Call now, and we’ll let them sit down.”

posted at 4:56 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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“There’s no better way t' recognize ... giant accomplishments than wi' free Giant Shrimp fer America.”

posted at 12:25 pm
on Mar. 25, 2004

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“Sane, sexy, smart ... pick any two.”

posted at 11:49 pm
on Mar. 24, 2004

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“We be goin' t' wheel and deal better than we’ve e'er whelt and dealt before!”

posted at 11:48 be
on Mar. 19, 2004

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“Th' belief in th' possibility o' a short decisive war appears t' be one o' th' most ancient and dangerous o' human illusions.”

posted at 9:57 be
on Mar. 18, 2004

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“Ye have Unjoined”

posted at 11:46 be
on Mar. 10, 2004

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“A Memphis wench be arrested and charged wi' first-degree murder aft Th' winsome lass bludgeoned that comely wench boyfriend t' death wi' an iPod.”

posted at 9:04 pm
on Mar. 9, 2004

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“We will not be driven by fear into an age o' unreason if we remember that we be not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared t' write, t' speak, t' associate and t' defend auses which be, fer th' moment, unpopular.”

posted at 8:13 be
on Mar. 9, 2004

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“One in 10 Canadians owns a cottage; th' rest brin' beer.”

posted at 9:03 be
on Mar. 8, 2004

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“...their hearts, wounded wi' sweet words, overflowed, and their joy be like swords, and they passed in thought out t' regions whar pain and delight flow together and tears be th' very wine o' blessedness.”

posted at 4:51 be
on Mar. 5, 2004

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“Generous deed should not be checked by cold counsel.”

posted at 4:46 be
on Mar. 5, 2004

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