Travis Smith: me resume, bio and photos back t' th' main Cap'n's log page

AOL puts spammer’s Porsche up fer grabs

Wait, spammers sail Porsches? Dern't they already have huge ... no nay ne'er mind.

posted at 8:10 pm
on Mar. 31, 2004

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Poynter Online - Be Ye a Admiral, a Leader, or Both?

Interestin'.

posted at 3:41 pm
on Mar. 31, 2004

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outstandin' magazine Internet site

What be an , exactly?

posted at 11:48 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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‘I do’ waits fer ‘We can’

: straight couples make social protests fer gay marriage rights

posted at 11:32 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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lots o' pretty bright colors

Be this newsmap a useful way t' see what has th' attention o' th' media? Perhaps; aft all, it has

posted at 11:28 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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Boin' Boin'

Craig's List postin': I Need a New Fuckin' Job (I saw it on )

posted at 10:15 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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Radio.Cap'n's log

Side Salad now has a radio station in th' right hand nav. How, um, loud. ('tis from )

posted at 9:20 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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Volvo Saved Me Life Club

'tis like th' opposite o' th' Mile-High Club: Th'

posted at 8:45 pm
on Mar. 30, 2004

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Former Assembly Speaker Herb Wesson, D-Culver City, kicks Zhang Xiao Ju betweent th' legs durin' a d

"Thank ye, master, may I have another?"

posted at 1:15 pm
on Mar. 29, 2004

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Dave Barry’s Cap'n's log

'tis not all gold: has an entry wi' about 100 comments discussin' whether cuttin' in line be rude. (Spoiler: Uh, yeah, it be.)

posted at 1:14 pm
on Mar. 29, 2004

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Side Salad

Be that a monkey in yer trunk or be ye just grog-filled t' see me? (From )

posted at 11:11 pm
on Mar. 28, 2004

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See this screenshot

On me computer, Google today has what would be a slightly new look on any other site, but be a huge change fer Google. Th' new "Froogle" link be labelled as such, and there's a "Morrrr" in th' tab bar that leads t' good things. .

posted at 8:46 pm
on Mar. 28, 2004

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luvly: Why do people give up weblogs?

Interestin'.

posted at 10:30 be
on Mar. 28, 2004

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Buy This Lubber a Beer fer No Reason

Become an e-nabler:

posted at 10:15 pm
on Mar. 27, 2004

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Ananova - Top doc backs pickin' yer prow and eatin' it

Be tellin' it t' Comely wench Manners:

posted at 8:51 pm
on Mar. 27, 2004

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Future Me.org

This be me idea! Me idea! Me idea! (I thought o' it last month, but forgot t' build it.) lets ye launch email t' yourself or anybody else in th' future -- me idea be morrrr o' a n e-time capsule, but worked th' same.

posted at 1:12 pm
on Mar. 27, 2004

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Th' Trixie Update

: Baby's first Cap'n's log! Sample: "'nother week be Bath Week on th' Trixie Picture o' th' Day. Come join us fer 5 days o' wet and wild TPODs startin' Monday."

posted at 1:34 pm
on Mar. 26, 2004

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All Things Weren’t Considered

This be quite th' well written look at how our culture treats those who dare t' age:

posted at 11:16 be
on Mar. 26, 2004

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Me RadioTime

About time somebody invented this: (TiVo fer radio)

posted at 2:33 pm
on Mar. 25, 2004

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Free Audio Downloads o' 9-11 Commission Hearings Available at Audible.com

This totally misleadin' press releases says: , but ye have t' be a subscriber at a cost o' $14.95 / month t' be eligible fer th' "free" download.

posted at 2:02 pm
on Mar. 25, 2004

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an entirely true story

secondhand suicide: could this possibly be ""?

posted at 7:07 pm
on Mar. 24, 2004

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A video o' a real rotatin' saw blade that can be tellin' when it touches a finger, and instantly belay

This be th' most amazin' damn thin':

posted at 4:11 pm
on Mar. 24, 2004

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Daily Trojan

Me alma mater newspaper, th' , has a new Web site powered by CollegePublisher Network. 'tis nice, though th' "Rate a Pic" feature's a little cheesy.

posted at 12:02 be
on Mar. 24, 2004

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sells some really cool stuff

This T-shirt store

posted at 6:06 pm
on Mar. 23, 2004

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“Th' Lass Who Got Chris Rock’s Barnacle-covered Cell Phone Number”

Join us tonight fer th' amazin' true tale o' !

posted at 5:33 pm
on Mar. 23, 2004

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Budapest downtown map

-- o' interest t' very few people, unless ye're lost in downtown Budapest

posted at 4:49 pm
on Mar. 23, 2004

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a computer that fits in th' windows xp box

And ye say *I* have too much time on me hands -- this gyu built

posted at 4:09 pm
on Mar. 23, 2004

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What t' do wi' leftover marshmallow Peeps

Easter be comin':

posted at 3:57 pm
on Mar. 23, 2004

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Spot Th' Fake Smile

Can ye in this BBC quiz? I did 15 out o' 20.

posted at 9:20 be
on Mar. 23, 2004

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Sharon Underwood’s Letter

t' th' Concord Monitor eloquently expresses th' depth all mothers' love fer their sons, regardless o' what sexual preference those sons may have.

posted at 8:51 be
on Mar. 23, 2004

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Holovaty

Semantic data extractor lets ye see what rich meta data a Web page provides (or not). From

posted at 7:47 be
on Mar. 23, 2004

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“Contrary t' an item in th' print edition o' th' March 22 edition o' Broadcastin' & Cable, in TV Fax

Quite th' correction: (Broadcastin' & Cable)

posted at 1:02 pm
on Mar. 22, 2004

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How t' Configure Email virtusertable (virtuser)

Note t' self: so ye can direct email t' th' right places from various domains

posted at 4:06 pm
on Mar. 21, 2004

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L.A. uniqueness

Overly enthusiastic, ugly but comprehensive, daguerrotype guide t' , by David

posted at 3:01 pm
on Mar. 21, 2004

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essays :: weblogs: a history and perspective

about th' role o' blogs as a part o' media and corporate-shaped culture

posted at 2:56 pm
on Mar. 21, 2004

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CSS Drop Shadows: A List Apart

-- I will do photos wi' drop shadows in me Cap'n's log this way, someday.

posted at 1:56 pm
on Mar. 20, 2004

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USATODAY.com headline: Ex-USA Today reporter faked major stories

. What they only mention in th' second-t'-last paragraph o' th' story: Before Th' ornery cuss resigned in January, Kelley spent his entire 21-year career at USA TODAY.

posted at 2:01 pm
on Mar. 19, 2004

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Here, fer example, be an article I wrote

Variety.com just added Trackback t' all their articles and reviews, makin' it th' first newspaper t' use trackback, t' me knowledge. fer Variety wi' a trackback link t' here.

posted at 5:36 pm
on Mar. 18, 2004

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A How-T' article about

a lubber who set out t' determine what language be th' greatest influence on th' words J.R.R. Tolkien chose fer his own Elvish language

posted at 12:17 be
on Mar. 17, 2004

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What’s wi' th' unhappy, kind-o'-not-smilin' face?

(Kumon North America)

posted at 4:23 pm
on Mar. 16, 2004

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Mike @ Big Mike Studios

Interestin'.

posted at 12:35 pm
on Mar. 16, 2004

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Advice from th' SkyMall catalog (kottke.org)

Interestin'.

posted at 11:42 be
on Mar. 16, 2004

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fuckin' hilarious video

(if ye dern't like swearin', dern't click this link)

posted at 10:03 be
on Mar. 16, 2004

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true pirate or a wily ninja

Be ye a ? I ain't made up me own mind yet...

posted at 9:36 be
on Mar. 16, 2004

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Livre Dreamweaver MX 2004 pour Les Nuls

Me lady's first book in French: . Mais, que je suis fier!

posted at 3:32 pm
on Mar. 15, 2004

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Spider-Lubber, Spider-Lubber, does whatever a spider can

wi' th' help o' a mechanized exo-skeleton

posted at 11:03 be
on Mar. 15, 2004

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Senior Editor at MAD Magazine

This be th' job I wanted when I be 9:

posted at 10:36 pm
on Mar. 13, 2004

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Ye Can Only Marry Who We Say

: Bush / Cheney '04! (from Jeffrey McManus' Grind)

posted at 11:32 be
on Mar. 10, 2004

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StumbleUpon a scam or a great idea

Can anyone be tellin' me, be ?

posted at 4:55 pm
on Mar. 9, 2004

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Fimoculous.com be takin' a little break :(

Interestin'.

posted at 4:09 pm
on Mar. 9, 2004

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close-up photos o' brightly colored bugs, by Frank Phillips

Some absolutely stellar

posted at 1:26 pm
on Mar. 9, 2004

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15 Facts about Vancouver

, from Hemisphere magazine

posted at 9:11 be
on Mar. 8, 2004

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What book be ye?

I'm Catch-22.

posted at 4:56 be
on Mar. 5, 2004

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Overheard

“Th' sad truth be that most evil be done by people who no nay ne'er make up their minds t' be good or evil.”

...who said it?

“Almost every American I be knowin' does trade large portions o' his life fer entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one o' them. In th' course o' writin' this I’ve watched all 13 episodes o' House o' Cards and who knows how many morrrr West Win' episodes, and I’ve spent any number o' blurred hours fallin' down internet rabbit holes. All instead o' readin', or writin', or workin', or spendin' real time wi' people I love.”

...who said it?

“Live a good life. If there be gods and they be just, then they will not care how devout ye have been, but will welcome ye based on th' virtues ye have lived by. If there be gods, but unjust, then ye should not want t' worship them. If there be no gods, then ye will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in th' memories o' yer loved ones.”

...who said it?

“I play wi' variables constantly.”

...who said it?

“Only th' person who has learned Continual Love comin' from a heart o' Gratitude/Worship can effectively deal wi' th' problem o' loneliness.”

...who said it?

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