Travis Smith: me resume, bio and photos back t' th' main Cap'n's log page

Th' Funniest Country Shanty Titles e'er, like “If th' Phone Don’t Rin', It’s Me Not Callin' Ye Up”

Or, "I've Got Tears in me Ears from Lyin' on me Back in me Bed While I Cry O'er Ye"

posted at 5:16 pm
on Jul. 31, 2011

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Kummerspeck (German): Excess weight gained from emotional overeatin'. Literally, grief bacon.

Delicious, delicious grief bacon.

posted at 3:13 pm
on Jul. 31, 2011

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New citizens studyin' th' “Discover Canada” won’t see th' Canada we be knowin' (Geist)

Belligerent, bellicose and oddly divided?

posted at 2:40 pm
on Jul. 27, 2011

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How t' Fix a Broken Friendship

Patience, humility and readiness.

posted at 10:23 be
on Jul. 26, 2011

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Video: Justin Timberlake & Jimmy Fallon - History o' Rap Part Two

Thanks, @almostintheloop

posted at 10:48 be
on Jul. 20, 2011

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Calgary has a tornado last night (An F0, small but still AWESOME (if no one be hurt))

FYI, if anyone be hurt, then it SUCKED.

posted at 2:02 pm
on Jul. 14, 2011

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Cool Guitar Strin' Oscillations Captured wi' iPhone Video (!)

Music's good, too!

posted at 10:53 be
on Jul. 14, 2011

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EA Buys PopCap (Plants vs Zombies, Bejeweled) fer $750 Million in Cash and Stock

This be further consolidatin' th' Vancouver gamin' scene.

posted at 3:17 pm
on Jul. 13, 2011

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Travis Smith on Google+

This be me.

posted at 12:34 pm
on Jul. 8, 2011

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CBS manipulates th' Boston Fireworks TV show t' Display Fake Fireworks

This be absolutely sickenin', and no, I'm not exaggeratin'.

posted at 11:01 be
on Jul. 8, 2011

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Overheard

“Th' sad truth be that most evil be done by people who no nay ne'er make up their minds t' be good or evil.”

...who said it?

“Almost every American I be knowin' does trade large portions o' his life fer entertainment, hour by weeknight hour, binge by Saturday binge, Facebook check by Facebook check. I’m one o' them. In th' course o' writin' this I’ve watched all 13 episodes o' House o' Cards and who knows how many morrrr West Win' episodes, and I’ve spent any number o' blurred hours fallin' down internet rabbit holes. All instead o' readin', or writin', or workin', or spendin' real time wi' people I love.”

...who said it?

“Live a good life. If there be gods and they be just, then they will not care how devout ye have been, but will welcome ye based on th' virtues ye have lived by. If there be gods, but unjust, then ye should not want t' worship them. If there be no gods, then ye will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in th' memories o' yer loved ones.”

...who said it?

“I play wi' variables constantly.”

...who said it?

“Only th' person who has learned Continual Love comin' from a heart o' Gratitude/Worship can effectively deal wi' th' problem o' loneliness.”

...who said it?

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